A word of warning and a challenge!!

Here's a word of warning to all you men who shave their balls!! We have a vistor this week from Australia who used Nair (a hair removal product), to remove the hair from his balls. He is in absolute agony, mainly because he had been in the sun and then used it after getting the boys a bit sun-burnt! So, don't go putting Nair on the twins even if you havn't been in the sun!!!!!!

Now the challenge ..... you will get a mention on the blog if you can come up with a witty limerick. It must start " There was a young man from Australia" or "There was a young gentleman from Melbourne". Words should include "hair, nair, down-under, shave, balls, razor, pubic".

Here's mine ..... There was a young man from Australia,
                         Who decided not to use a razor (!),
                          Instead he used Nair
                          To melt off his hair
                          And now his balls scream "you failure!"
Get the picture?????!!!!!!